im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor
it’s a simile
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog
how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying